From: georgesd@engin.umich.edu ([PHOENICIA])
Newsgroups: soc.culture.lebanon
Subject: ******COMIC BREAK-ABU-EL3ABED JOKE ****
Date: 19 Aug 1994 21:29:14 GMT
Distribution: world


   This one made me laugh all day , enjoy : 

AL marra Abu el 3abed e3ed b ahwet le'jazze kteer zah'ane. mara' Abou-Steif 

A.S: ' Wle Abu 3abed Ishbek hardane ??? shou fee' 
A.3: ' Khayye 3am itzakar eyame zaman laman kint ma khalle wahad min sharre
       inzil kfouf bil nase 3anbo janb w taraf. fayer damme abou steif , 
       jaye 3a bali idroub hadan ' 
A.S: ' tayeb shou ra'yak hala' byeje wahad 3al ahwe ,izza kane labes bornayta 
       illo lesh labes bournayta wdribo kaf. iza mish labes birnayta illo 
       leish mesh labes borniyta wkamen nawlou kaf. heyk bitfish khil'ak 
       
So Abu 3abed takes A.Steif advice w kil ma yfout wahad;' ta3 wle leish labes 
   borniyta ta333 , leish mish labes bornita trakhhh , nazel kfouf shmale w 
   yamen. Hala' ba3d kam yowm zihi' 3ammak abou 3abed kamena marra . Shwey 
   Shou jaye abou Steif, ... 
A.3:' wle abu steif ana ba3dne zah'an, badak tikhtiri3li shee jdeed , zhi't 
      min issit el borniyta hayde' 
A.Steif:' tayeb leyk, hala' bit3ayit la hayda el walad , ello jibli kase may 
          iza jablak eyye soukhoun illo leish el may soukhni w nawlou kaf. 
          izza el may barde kamen iddilou ... ' 
so Abou 3abed does as abou steif tells him , and waits for the walad to come 

A.3:' wle ya walad, ta3 lahon la shouf , rouh jibli kase may wle ' 
walad:' m3alem keef bithib el may msa'3a walla sikhni ; ???? 
A.3abed thinks for a while then slaps the *** out of the boy : 

    " wle leish mish labes borniyta ???????? " Abou el abed goes to the walad. 


keef ???? 

regards 
jirji